Kodi mwamvapopo malamulo a Murphy? Ili ndi mfundo yofikira kwambiri. Mfundo yake yonse ndi yakuti ngati pali mwayi wapang'ono woti mtundu wina wa vuto uchitike, ndiye onetsetsani kuti simungathawe.
1. Kenaka chitani chakudyacho ku McDonald's, ndikuyembekeza kuti mukhala ndi nthawi yofulumira kudya chakudya chamasana.
2. Amamwa khofi.
Lero lidzakhala tsiku lokongola
Inde, inde, tinadutsa
3. Ndi chifukwa chake nthawi zina zimakhala bwino kupitirira kuposa kugula mtengo wotsika mtengo umene sungakwaniritse zolinga zanu.
4. Zikuwoneka kuti wina akuyenera kusiya kudya mikate asanagonere.
5. Ndipo mdani sakufuna izi.
6. Ndipo izi zikhoza kutchedwa kulephera kwa chaka.
7. Kodi muli ndi mugamu wokondedwa?
Ndimakonda mugaga wanga
Wodabwa! Ndathyola makapu anga.
8. Kodi mukufunikira mafuta a chokoleti pa chophika cha mkate kapena laputopu?
9. Makapu amenewa ndi ovuta kwambiri komanso ... osalimba ...
10. Kwa ena, izi ndikumva ululu weniweni.
11. Ichi ndikulumpha ... Pepani munthu.
12. Mwina ichi ndi chithunzi chabwino kwambiri chomwe ndachiwonapo.
13. Chabwino, mwayi!
14. Vuto liyenera kuchitidwa ndi kumwetulira.
15. Koma mu Instagram adzakhala chithunzi chochititsa chidwi.
16. Pano pali, lamulo lachisomo mu ulemerero wake wonse.
17. Musanayambe ndinu munthu yemwe saopa mavuto.
18. Komabe, ali ndi chisoni.
19. Palibe amene sangathe kulephera.
20. Ndipo simukusowa kunena kuti ili ndi tsiku lanu losautsa.
21. Moyo ndi photobomb.
22. Ndipo apa pali vuto.
Pepani, koma yankho ndilolakwika
Yankho lolondola
Yankho lanu