Pamene akunena, "Lolemba ndi tsiku lovuta." Ndipo ambiri amavomereza ndi chikhulupiliro ichi kuchokera ku zochitika zawo. Ndiye ndi chiyani chomwe chinakwiyitsa aliyense pafupi ndi tsiku lodziwika sabata!
Zikuoneka kuti chinsinsi sichinali kokha polemba kuti Lolemba ndilo sabata yatsopano yogwirira ntchito, komanso ndi anzake omwe amakhala nawo nthawi zonse, omwe amachititsa mavuto ambiri omwe sangathe kuwathandiza. M'ndandanda "yovuta "yi muli zifukwa zomveka zodana ndi Lolemba, ndikuthandizira aliyense kuti ayambe kuyambira pa chiyambi chosaiwalika ku sabata yatha. Pambuyo pake, "adachenjezedwa, kenako ankhondo."
1. Kudana kwa mlungu ndi mlungu kwa alamu kumangowonjezera.
Lolemba lirilonse lidzayamba ndi mawu opha a ola laola, ndikukutulutsani mu dziko lokoma la Morpheus.
2. Kudzuka kuchokera pabedi kudzachitika mukumenyana koopsa.
Inu mukuganiza momveka bwino momwe kulili kovuta kuti mutsegule maso mwamsanga mmawa watha. Lolemba, mudzafunika kumenyana ndi chikwi nthawi ndi chikhumbo choponyera bizinesi yomwe ikubwera. Chinthu chachikulu ndikuti, musataye maudindo!
3. Kuyembekeza kwa m'mawa kumakhala ngati utsi.
Kodi munayamba mwawonapo anthu achimwemwe ndimwetulira Lolemba mmawa! Izi ndizosangalatsa.
4. Sabata likubweranso lidzakwaniritsa zovuta zonse.
Pa Lolemba m'mawa mumayamba kuzindikira kuti malonda osatha sikuti akungoyenda pazitsulo, koma kwenikweni "atakhala pa khosi lanu" komanso ndi nkhawa, mumayambitsa mantha. Umu ndi momwe kuyamba kwa sabata kukukumbutseni. Khalani okondwa!
5. Kumva kupumula ndi kumasuka nthawi yomweyo kumatha.
Lolemba imabweretsa mantha ndi kukhumudwa kwambiri pozindikira kuti sabata yotsatira yopulumuka isanathe.
6. Milandu yosiyidwa imayamba kudzikumbutsa kuyambira m'mawa kwambiri.
Kumbukirani kuti njira yabwino yothetsera mavuto a Lolemba ndi kukonzekera Lachisanu. Chifukwa Lolemba zonse zochitika zosakwanira zimakhala zofulumira, zoopsya za kukhumudwa kwawo.
7. Kudikira kumapeto kwa sabata yotsatira kumabweretsa ululu wowawa.
Lolemba lokha mumamvetsa bwino kuti mpaka sabata yotsatira, monga nyenyezi isanayambe.
8. Khofi imakhala zakumwa zozizwitsa kuchokera kuzovuta zonse.
Ndipo ngakhale simunasangalale nazo, ndiye Lolemba adzakuphunzitsani kumwa mankhwalawa moyenera. Makamaka pambuyo pa chikho chachisanu ndi chitatu cha khofi tsiku.
9. Ntchito zosavuta ndi ntchito zikuwonekabe zosatheka.
Lolemba, dziko lonse lapansi limawoneka ngati lodabwitsa komanso lopweteka. Kodi tinganene chiyani za kuthetsa vuto lililonse? Ntchito yopindulitsa ndi Lolemba ndi zinthu zosagwirizana.
10. Kutsekedwa kotsekedwa kwa madandaulo kudzafunsa funso limodzi la moyo.
Inu mukudziwa chomwe fuck!
Ndizo zonse!
Lolemba lirilonse pozungulira inu padzakhala zofanana ndi zomwe zikudziwika bwino, pomwe anthu onse omwe akuzungulirani akudandaulabe panthawi yoyamba sabata. Phunzirani kuti musamamvetsere, chifukwa kumayambiriro kwa malingaliro a Lolemba sangathe kuthyola kanthu mu dziko lino!
Ndipo kawirikawiri, Lolemba si masiku oipa kwambiri a sabata! Ngati simukusowa kupita kuntchito kapena kusukulu.