Cinderella, chonde tsitsi langa, chonde!
1. Kuwombera kwachitatu kutangoyamba kwa phwando - madzulo akulonjeza kuti sadzasankhidwa.
2. Mumayang'aniranso pang'onopang'ono pagalasi, ndikusangalala momwe fano lanu liriri lero.
3. Pamene alonda samakulowetsani ku phwando, chifukwa bwenzi lanu ali okonzekera "mwambo"
4. Ndi momwe mumayendera ndi bwenzi lanu lapamtima pamene mumasankha ndikuyesa zomwe mumachita madzulo ano.
5. Ndipo tawonani madona achichepere omwe akumanga maso maso, akuwerengera pamasitolo omasuka.
6. Mukadzuka nthawi yoyamba mutakhala nthawi yaitali ndikuzindikira kuti mwamwa mowa kwambiri.
7. Mnyamata wokongola kwambiri mu gululi adakuyang'anirani, koma chibwenzicho chikukuyembekezerani kunyumba ...
8. Yang'anirani, ndi momwe atsikana akuwonekera, omwe mwadzidzidzi anazindikira panthawi yotsatira kuvina kosavuta kuti madzulo anali opambana, ndipo galasi lotsatira lakumwa mowa sizingakhale zopanda pake.
9. Pamene bartender akunena kuti khadi lanu si ndalama zokwanira.
10. Pamene mukuyesera kuwombera ndi maso anu, koma palibe amene ayesa kumvetsera zotsatirazi ((
11. Pamene mukuyesera kudziyerekezera kuti muli oganiza bwino, ngati galasi.
12. Mukamayang'ana pagalasi mu chimbudzi cha gululo ndikuzindikira kuti palibe kubwerera, ndikuyesetsani kuthetsa vutoli mochedwa.
13. Pamene muteteza "zofunkha" zanu, chifukwa munamuwona poyamba.
14. Mukachoka kuchimbudzi ndikuwona kuti bwenzi labwino likulankhula ndi munthu wina, ndipo simukudziwa momwe mungapulumutsire vutoli.
15. Pamene adagwedeza tsitsi lake movutikira kuti dziko loyandikira lidayambe kuyenda.
16. Mukayesa kutsimikizira msungwana wa atsikana omwe amamwa mowa, yemwe adayamba kukumbukira omwe anali nawo kale.
17. Pamene anzanu akuwombera mfuti ina, koma muli ndi zokwanira, komabe muyenera kumwa.
18. Pamene adalengeza kwa abwenzi ake kuti sangaganizire moyo wake popanda iwo ndipo akukonzekera kuthamangira m'manja.
19. Pamene mumagwira abwenzi anu tsitsi kumbudzi pamene akudwala.
20. Mukatembenuka ndikuwona momwe mnzanu amachokera phwando pamodzi ndi mnyamata yemwe adagwirana ntchito usiku wonse.
21. Ndikafuna kupita kunyumba mofulumira, koma palibe galimoto yamalonda pagalimoto.
22. Pofika pafupi ndi McDonald's kwa a cheeseburger, omwe pambuyo poti ma shoti ambiri ndi abwino kwambiri, ndipo amatsekedwa opanda tsatanetsatane.
23. Mukamakhala kunja kwawindo ndikupita kunyumba, kotero simukudwala mugalimoto.
24. Nditabwerera kunyumba nditatha ma cocktails makumi awiri, ndikufuna kwambiri chinthu chokoma, komanso firiji - apulo yokoma.
25. Pamene adachotsa zidendene zake ndipo mukhoza kugoba zala zanu zonse.
26. Mukayesa kugona, mutu wanu ndi zinthu zonse zikuyendayenda.
27. Chabwino, ndipo potsirizira pake, atsikana ambiri amawoneka ngati m'mawa, akuyang'ana mu chikwamachi ndikuzindikira kuti ndalama zomwe adaziwonongera pakhomo ...
Ichi ndi chokhumudwitsa chachikulu.