19 zifukwa zomwe muyenera kukhalira osangalala kuti simuli kholo

Tengerani, ngati-gulu!

1. Musayambe kugawana zokoma zanu zomwe mumazikonda, mwachitsanzo, batala wa kirimba, ndiyeno penyani ngati mukuponyedwa mwamphamvu pansi.

2. Simukumana ndi "floppy" yoteroyo.

3. ... kapena izi. H-E-T.

4. Mosiyana ndi makolo, KUKHALA mumasankha nthawi yokongoletsa malinga.

5. Chabwino, kapena chipinda chonse.

6. Mungathe kugona usiku wonse, popanda kulumpha kuchokera kulira kwa mwana.

7. Simuyenera kudandaula ndi zipangizo zamagetsi.

8. Inu muli ndi mwayi wopambana kusangalala ndi zojambulajambula za Disney.

9. Kondwerani kuti simukuzunguliridwa ndi "chikhomo cha zakudya".

10. Mudzatha kupewa ndi zinyalala za chimbudzi.

11. ... ndi nthawi yomweyo ndi chipolopolo.

12. Ngati siwe kholo, ndiye kuti palibe amene angakulembereni. Mwinamwake.

13. Izi zidzakuchitikirani kokha.

14. Palibe kapena palibe chomwe chimayimika pakati pa iwe ndi Amazon.

15. Musayesane ndi mtundu uwu wosayeruzika.

16. Si sofa yanu.

17. Palibe amene amakulepheretsani kuonera TV.

18. Zodzoladzola zanu nthawi zonse zimakhala zotetezeka komanso zotetezeka m'thumba, osati pa nkhope ya wina.

19. Simukuyenera kupita ku "chilango" cha mkate wangwiro.

Ndipo, ngati mukufunabe kusangalala, pitani kukachezera abwenzi omwe ali ndi ana, ndipo kumbukirani, chinthu chachikulu ndichokutuluka nthawi!