Ana ndi maluwa a moyo, popanda omwe palibe cholinga chokhalira moyo. Makolo ambiri, pozindikira izi, yesetsani kupeza ana awiri kuti muzimva bwino ngati mutha kukalamba.
Ndipotu, banja lalikulu nthawi zonse limakhala ndi zodabwitsa zambiri zomwe zimakondweretsa mtima. Pokhapokha m'banja lodzala limodzi ndi abale ndi alongo, n'zotheka kuyang'ana zokhuza mavuto omwe akukumana nawo ndi mavuto omwe mabanja awo amawoneka kuti ndi ochepa. Koma pambuyo pa zonse, ndalama iliyonse ili ndi mbali yina. Ngakhale zosangalatsa za amayi, palinso zinthu zomwe palibe kholo lomwe lingathe kugawidwa ndi ena, kuti asasokoneze chikhumbo choti apange banja lalikulu komanso lachikondi. Cholemba ichi chidzakulolani kuulula zinsinsi za makolo a ana awiri.
1. Kujambula zithunzi m'banja kumakhala chinthu chosatheka, chifukwa n'zosatheka kuti onse awiri ayang'ane kamera yomweyo.
Choncho, sizingatheke kuti mabanja ambiri akhoza kudzitamandira ndi chithunzi chabwino cha banja, popeza palibe chomwecho padziko lapansi!
2. Zotsatira za kusewera kwa ana awiri nthawi zonse zimakhala zoopsa komanso kumutu kwa makolo. Pambuyo pake, mutu umodzi ndi wabwino, ndipo awiri ndi abwino kwambiri!
3. Kuchokera kumbali nthawi zonse, zikuwoneka kuti makolo akuchita nawo mpikisano wopenga.
4. Ndi ana awiri, zinthu zimakula kwambiri, zomwe nthawi zina mumafuna kuti mubisale kwa wina aliyense pozungulira.
5. Palibe amene amakonda kusonkhanitsa zinthu. Ndili ndi ana awiri ntchito yoteroyo imakhala nthawi yowawa komanso yowawa. Ngakhale m'kupita kwanthawi, kupsyinjika kwa manja anu kungakuchitirani nsanje.
6. Kusintha kanyumba kumafunika kukhala mphezi mofulumira, kuti musayese kukonza zotsatira pambuyo pake.
Ntchito yowonjezera kwambiri ndiyo kukonzekera chakudya komanso kudyetsa anthu apakhomo nthawi zonse. Kuyambira m'mawa mpaka usiku, komanso usiku, chifukwa njala imayendera banja lonse.
Ndikufa ndi njala.
8. Tsiku lililonse, vuto la kugona ndi lamisala. Zonse zimachitika molingana ndi malemba a masewera otchuka akuti "Mafia": Mwana wamng'ono akagona tulo, wachiwiri amadzuka, yemwe nthawi yomweyo amafuna kusewera ndi kufuula.
Kulira kwakukulu.
9. Ngakhale kubwezera ndi chakudya chomwe chimatentha, choncho usiku mwana amakonzekeretsa msonkhano weniweni kwa onse omwe alipo.
10. Musakhulupirire kuti ana amagona nthawi imodzi komanso pamodzi. Ndi nthano.
11. Anthu oyandikana nawo adzafa ndi chidwi ndikudzifunsa nthawi zonse ngati mukukonzekera kukhala ndi mwana wina.
12. Simungathe kupeza mwana wamwamuna awiri. Chabwino, ngati ndi ndalama zambiri.
Ndatanganidwa.
Ngati poyamba mutha kufunsa abwenzi kapena makolo anu kuti akhale ndi mwanayo, ndiye kuti ndi ana awiriwo mwayi umenewu sunatheke.
13. Nthawi zonse padzakhala chisokonezo m'nyumba mwanu, mosasamala kanthu kuti mumatsuka kangati.
14. Kutsuka ndi kusamba zidzakhala alendo opezeka kunyumba kwanu.
15. Ngati wina m'banja lanu ali ndi chimfine, ndiye kuti mukudwala. Mchitidwe wapadera umaperekedwa kwa mamembala onse a m'banja.
16. Mu sitolo simudzakhala ndi malo okwanira.
17. Kwa ana, abambo adzakhala zosangalatsa zenizeni. Chifukwa amuna ali ngati ana.
18. Pambuyo pa mwana woyamba, mumasiya kudandaula kwambiri za mavuto ozungulira.
19. Kuphatikiza kwakukulu kwa ana angapo ndikuti simusagwiritsenso ndalama pazinthu zachabechabe za ana, popanda zomwe mungachite popanda. Nthawi yoyamba mutadutsa kale izi zonse. Chitsanzo chodziwika bwino cha izi ndi "maulendo osakhalitsa" kwa anyamata.
20. Maulendo akukhala okwera mtengo kwambiri, pafupi ndiyeno mwana wachiwiri atasintha zaka ziwiri.
Izi ndizotsika mtengo kwambiri.