Masiku ano, malonda ndi malonda afika pamtunda watsopano komanso wosasunthika, ndipo tsopano aliyense - kuchokera kwa mwini wogulitsa ndi mwiniwake wa shopu shopu amadziwa kuti dzina losankhidwa bwino limapindulitsa kuti phindu likhale lopindulitsa. Koma ndingalongosole bwanji izi pano ???
M'mawu ena, tapeza mabotolo makumi atatu ndi makumi atatu (35) a masituni ndi a malesitilanti, makasitomala ndi malesitilanti, omwe eni ake opangidwira anali oposa kwambiri omwe adatibweretsa misozi!
1. Koma aliyense adzakumbukiridwa!
2. Tangowerenga zonse molondola ???
3. - Tinapita ku cafe
- Ndipo chiyani?
- ndi zina ...
4. Mukamayenda kawirikawiri, zonse zikhoza kuchitika!
5. Ndi chiyani? Chiyani?
6. Mungathe kusankha mtundu wa "play"!
7. Kuchokera kumeneko mukhoza kungoyamba muyeso imodzi ...
8. Zikuwonekeratu kuti apa mzimu wa Russia umawomba!
9. Anthu okhawo omwe alibe chidwi komanso opanda mantha adzalowamo chophika chotupitsa pa siteshoni ...
10. Chabwino, pambuyo pake, "Sushi-mush" watengedwa kale!
11. Musanyengedwe!
12. Kodi izi zaluso zimaphunzitsidwa muzochita zina kapena ndizo luso komanso mwachibadwa?
13. Tiyeni tisayankhe?
14. Kodi ndilo nyumba yokhalamo?
15. Pambuyo pa tchuthi la banja mu cafe, mukhoza kukhala mwana wamasiye ...
16. Ndipo tsopano, mwamsanga!
17. Choncho, ife, mwinamwake, tidzatha kuchoka ku uchimo ...
18. Kenaka - kambiranani pa asphalt!
19. Mwiniwake akuwoneka kuti amayenera kutsegula china chake ...
20. Kodi anthu amadya chiyani?
21. Ichi chiri kale chowonadi ...
22. Kukoka masana? Khalani omasuka!
23. Tiyeneranso kufunsa funso ili kwa mwiniwake!
24. Chabwino, chirichonse, chilakolako chapita!
25. Kodi pali mawu kwa Purezidenti?
26. Apo ayi, ndi chiyani?
27. Komabe, ndikudabwa!
28. Kodi muyenera kupita kumndende?
29. Chabwino, zolakwika pang'ono ...
30. Chinachake cholima munda sichiwoneka chosalakwa konse ...
31. Timakhala chete!
32. Chifukwa chiyani mutu umenewu umakondedwa kwambiri?
33. Kodi mumakhulupirira maso anu?
34. Ndipo werengani dzina ili bwino mpaka nditasowa galasi ...
35. Ndipo ndizo zomwe zikukuyembekezerani pamene mutuluka!
E, ndipo mwinamwake, chabwino, izo, zochitika zamakono zamakono ndikubwezeretsa onse abwino akale ndi okondedwa - "Kulira kwa Willow", "Kumsewu" ndi "Pelmennaya"?