Madzulo a tsiku lofunika kwambiri ngati ukwati, anyamata ambiri amafuna kumasuka pang'ono, kuti asokonezedwe ndi mavuto amtsogolo, kuti achite mtundu wotsutsa. Kwa nthawi yayitali panali phwando ngati banjalo la mkwati, komwe kumalowa kwa mzimayi ali ndi ufulu wake waufulu, ndipo njirayi imathandizidwa kwambiri ndi kuyendera magulu, saunas, ulendo wopita kumapikisano a masukulu ndi masewera osangalatsa.
Kodi mungakondweretse bwanji phwando?
Zambiri zimadalira kumene mwasankha kusangalala. Ambiri amnyamata ambiri pamsonkhanowu amasankha kusamba. Pano, anthu amatsitsimuka, ndipo mpikisano ku phwando lakale idzakhala yoyenera. Mwachitsanzo, mitsempha imagwirizanitsa ndi mimba ya anyamatawa ndi pulasitiki ndipo amafunika kusonkhanitsa masewera otayika kuchoka pansi pansi pa galasi yoyamba, akudziyerekezera kuti ali ndi pakati. Mu sauna, simungathe kuchita popanda mowa, choncho mankhwalawa nthawi zambiri amakhalanso ndi chidwi cha mpikisano wina. Awuzeni ophunzira botolo la zakumwa zoziziritsa kukhosi, ndipo mulole aliyense ayese kutsegula ndi njira yoyambirira, koma popanda mpeni kapena kutsegula botolo. Kapena wolembayo akuwerenga ndondomeko ya malonda a mowa, ndipo aloleni ena apikisane, omwe amayamba kuganizira dzina la msinkhu wa zakumwa.
Chimene sichiloledwa paukwati, mutha kuchita nawo phwando ili losangalatsa. Choncho, mpikisano yowononga kapena chipani chapakati pa phwando lachilendo amakhalansopo. Chinthu chachikulu ndi chakuti muyeso umakwaniritsidwa mu chirichonse. Mwachitsanzo, pokhala mu klabu ya usiku, anyamata akhoza kupikisana mwa iwo omwe adzathamangitse msanga akazi khumi muholo. Mpikisano wotsatizana ndi kumpsompsona ndiyenso umachitidwa ngati pali atsikana angapo mu kampani. Wophunzirayo amatsekedwa maso ndipo amatembenukira kwa mwamuna ndi mkazi. Kenaka, posonyeza mbali ina ya thupi, amafunsidwa kuti: "Uku ndikumpsompsona?" Pamene mwamunayo amavomereza, ndiye kuti zala zake zimasonyeza nambala zosiyana ndikufunsa kuti: "Ndi kangati?". Chifukwa chake, akhoza kumpsompsona mtsikana pa mwendo wake katatu, ndipo mwamuna pa bondo kasanu.
Ndizolembedwa ndi mapikisano abwino omwe amachititsa kuti pakhale mpikisano wokhala ndi phwando osati mowa wamba, koma muzinthu zowonjezereka bwino, mu mwambo wokondweretsa kumene zidzakhala zosangalatsa kwambiri kuti mumakumbukire mosangalala ngakhale agogo a tsitsi la imvi.