Ndani ananena kuti zinyama sizimalankhula ndi nkhope zawo? Ambiri amvapo za izi, koma ambiri sali otsimikiza za izo. Amaseka akuseka sizimachitika? Bwerani!
Pambuyo powerenga nkhani yathu, mukumvetsa kuti mawuwa ndi olakwika makamaka makamaka pa amphaka. Iwo samangosetulira kokha, komanso amaseka poyera, chinachake chimene inu mudzachiwona ndithu.
1. Yang'anani nkhope yosangalatsa ya tsitsi lofiira. Kodi ichi si chodabwitsa kwambiri padziko lapansi pakali pano?
2. Ndipo phwangwalalo ndilo losangalala ndi kufika kwa kasupe, masamba ndi maluwa omwe akuphuka, omwe kale akubvundukuka ndi kumwetulira ndi zosangalatsa ndi fungo losangalatsa la maluwa atsopano.
3. Ndipo dziko lonse lidikire! Khate ili ndilokusangalala kwambiri ndi losangalala ndi moyo, poyang'anitsitsa, mumangochita zabwino.
4. Wochenjera wofiira amamunong'oneza chinachake, ndipo "hee-hee-hee" yake nthawi yomweyo amatsimikizira momveka bwino kuti kote ili ndilokuzungulira.
5. Apa amphwanyidwe amodzi ndi okondwa kuti mwiniwake ali pafupi naye, ndipo ichi ndi chisangalalo chake.
6. Mwinamwake, mtundu wa tsitsi la imvi, amphaka am'deralo amauza kachilombo koyandikana nawo kachilomboka.
7. Kupondereza kumwetulira kwa mphaka wamkulu wamba sikusowa ndemanga.
8. Mwinamwake, maloto awa omwe amakoka amakoka ma soseji awiri okoma, ndipo amakhala osangalala kwambiri.
9. Patsiku lozizira mvula, amapsompsona ngati akukwera pabedi pansi pa bulangeti.
10. Ndipo zoipa izi zimatipangitsa zabwino kwa ife. Chisokonezo kwambiri padziko lonse!
11. Chabwino, ndi kamba lotukuka kwambiri yemwe amadziwa kuti kuseka ndi pakamwa poyera sizowonongeka, choncho adadziphimba yekha kuti asanyoze wina ndi kuseka kwake.
12. Malingana ndi kunena kwa chigamba cha mbuzi iyi, mukhoza kuganiza kuti akudziwa chinsinsi cha mbuye wake, ndipo ali wokonzeka kugwiritsa ntchito izi mwachindunji, kotero samabisa mawu achisoni mu kumwetulira kwake.
13. Zikuwoneka kuti katsamba kakujambula pa pasipoti. Zoonadi, ambiri ali ndi zithunzi ngati zimenezi, kumene mukufunikira kumanga nkhope yozama komanso yochenjera, koma imakhaladi, mofanana ndi mustachio iyi?
14. Ndipo apa tsambalo limalandira mosangalala "He-hey, hello, abwenzi!". Chabwino mwanjira ina. Angaphunzire kukhazikika pa zabwino, ziribe kanthu.
15. Ichi ndi chomwe chimwemwe chiyenera kuoneka, ndipo simungathe kukangana. Pano pali-mkhalidwe wa nirvana uyu!