Chinthu chabwino kwambiri chimene mungachite mutaukitsidwa ndichokanso kugona.
1. Usiku uliwonse, mumatha nthawi imene mungagone, ndipo ganizirani zonse zomwe muyenera kuchita m'mawa.
Ngati tsopano ndikugona, ndimatha kugona mpaka 7:15, ndikusonkhanitsa maminiti 15 ndikufika kale pa 8 ndikugwira ntchito.
2. Mukuyamba ma ola angapo pamsana ndi mphindi khumi iliyonse, kuti musadzutse m'mawa.
3. Ndipo nthawi zabwino kwambiri pakati pa maulamuliro - kuyang'ana bwino kwa usiku wonse.
Nyamuka, wokondedwa!
Dzuka!
Kodi munandimva?
Kodi mukuganiza kuti ndikunyengerera ndi inu?
Zikomo, munagona kachiwiri!
4. Pafupipafupi, mumanyalanyaza ma alamu awiri oyambirira, chifukwa amakuchenjezani kuti posachedwa mudzafunikira kudzuka. Koma osati tsopano. Ayi, si choncho. Mphindi zina zisanu.
5. Nthawi zonse, kugona tulo tating'ono tating'ono pakati pa mawotchi, mumalota maloto omwewo mwatuluka, kutsuka, kuvala komanso okonzeka kuchoka panyumbamo. Ndiyeno mumadzuka kwenikweni ndikuzindikira kuti misonkhano yonse yammawa imangokuthandizani. Kusokonezeka.
Dzuka, ndilo loto loipa.
6. Pamodzi ndi belu la ola lotsiriza, mumakhala mukuwopsya, chifukwa tsopano mukuyenera kudzuka pabedi.
Bwerani ndi alamu awa!
7. Nthawi zonse mumanyadira kudzutsa zochitika zonse zofunika kwambiri.
Ndi chaka chiti?
8. Mumagwiritsanso ntchito njira zowonongeka. Mwachitsanzo, yambani ola limodzi pa zipangizo zamagetsi kapena funsani wina kuti azikhala ola limodzi lapadera. Chabwino, ngati, ndithudi, saopa moyo wake.
Dzuka, wokondedwa!
Pofuna kukweza kukongola kwagona, anthu ambiri akufunika.
9. Inu ndi dzuŵa muli nacho chosakondana wina ndi mzake. Mulimonsemo, muyenera kutero.
Ndimadana ndi dzuwa.
Zomwezo, mukudziwa, masewera achilengedwe.
10. Ndipo, ndithudi, chifukwa china chosadziwika bwino, kuwala kwa dzuwa nthawi zonse kumakugwera m'maso mwako.
Ziribe kanthu momwe mumagonera, ziribe kanthu momwe mutembenukira, ziribe kanthu momwe mumabisala. Iwo adzakupeza iwe.
11. Anthu ogwidwa ndi udzu omwe amayesa kugwira ntchito yawo nthawi imodzi yomwe mukugona, samamva zowawa ngati dzuwa.
Kuti mafuta anu atha! Kuswa wanu wopusa udzu!
12. Muli ndi luso lapamwamba loletsa chikhodzodzo chanu ndi kupirira mpaka lomaliza.
Ah! Ndimakumbukirabe!
Nthawi yomwe ndimakhala yovuta kupita kuchimbudzi, koma sindikufuna kutuluka mu bedi lofunda kwambiri.
Ndipo osamanama omwe sanaganize za kugula mphika usiku.
13. Ndiwe wokondwa kukuphonya mvula yammawa kapena kadzutsa, kuti mugone kanthawi pang'ono.
Wachiwiri aliyense amawerengera.
14. Panthawiyi, mutangotsegula maso anu ndipo mutadzuka, mumatha mphindi khumi ndi zisanu kapena makumi awiri mukuyang'ana pazomwe zimapezeka pa Intaneti, kuphatikizapo Instagram ndi Twitter.
Ndipo maminiti khumi ndi asanu kuchokera pamenepo mutayang'ana mauthenga pa makalata onse a makalata, zosintha pafoni ndi zinthu.
15. Mmawa uliwonse mumakumana ndi kusankha kovuta: simungathe kupita kukagwira ntchito kapena kuphunzira lero, koma mukugona mu ulemelero wodabwitsa wonsewu?
16. Momwemo mumasinthasintha masiku onsewo kuti mwakhala mukusowa mtundu wa "matenda" ndikuganiza ngati n'zotheka kudumpha wina pa nkhaniyi.
Palibe amene amaganizapo chilichonse monga momwe mumachitira tsiku lotsatira.
17. Mukukhumudwa kwambiri chifukwa chakuti mukakhala ndi bedi lofewa mudzafunikira kutuluka mwamsanga mu dziko lalikulu ndi loipa ndikuchita zinthu zonse zopusa.
Ngakhale pamene mwatsimikiza mtima kudzuka.
18. Koma nthawi zambiri mumangodzinyenga ndikuganizira zomwe mudzavala lero.
Chirichonse, malinga ngati n'kotheka kutuluka pabedi.
19. Ndipo, pamene mutha kukwanitsa kudzitulutsa pabedi ndi kuyesayesa kwakukulu, mumamva ngati zombie.
Zombies zakufabe.
20. Ndipo m'mawa uliwonse mumadzilonjeza nokha kuti mutangobwerera kwanu, nthawi yomweyo mugone.
Koma simukuchita.
21. Pamapeto a tsiku lovuta, bwerani kunyumba, mugone pansi pabedi lofewa komanso lofewa ndikudzilonjeza nokha kuti simudzasiya malo osangalatsa awa.
Sindidzachoka konse pabedi ili!
Pano pali - chikondi chenicheni!
22. Komabe, pansi pomwe mukuzindikira kuti muyenera kudzuka mmawa, pitani kwinakwake, chitani chinachake.
Dzuka m'mawa uliwonse - ndizovuta kwambiri.