Gwirizanitsani, malonda akhala atapita kale kuposa cholinga chake ndipo adasanduka luso lenileni - zosangalatsa, zodabwitsa komanso losamvetsetseka.
Chabwino, kuti muyamikire "mbambande" yake yonse, muyenera kuchoka, yandiyandikire kapena muwone kawiri ...
Ndipo tsopano mudzawona izi!
1. Kodi mumakhala bwanji chithunzichi - "Musalole zovala kukhala chakudya cha moths. Nsembe. "
2. Ndi chabe kulengeza kwa phazi ndi phazi lamapazi. Mukuganiza bwanji?
3. Wow - kodi mowa ungakhale wotere?
4. Nkulondola - gwiritsani ntchito madzi ambiri monga momwe mukufunira!
5. Njira yothetsera tsitsi - "Simungathe kuthawa tsitsi!"
6. Kodi simunagule lotteries mpaka liti?
7. Amuna, koma zonse zomwe mumafunikira zinali kugula lens ndi mbali yoyang'ana kwambiri!
8. Ndithu simudzaphonya kumwa vinyo ...
9. Tsoka, koma ndi moto wonyezimira, ndithudi, mitengo siyotentha ...
10. Dzipheni pamodzi! Zoona, zomveka?
11. Mukhoza kuona mapensulo onse achikuda!
12. Zambiri zachilengedwe!
13. Ma telescope amene amaona zambiri kuposa kuwerengedwa ...
14. Chabwino, kodi mumamvetsa chilichonse?
15. Izi ndi magulu a golf, osati zomwe mumaganiza!
16. Kuvuta kuvala? Kenako thawirani ku masewera olimbitsa thupi!
17. Tsopano sitikutsimikiza kuti ndudu imakongoletsedwa!
18. Koma izi siziri zonse zomwe timamva tsiku lonse ...
19. Ndi nthawi yodzaza zovala ndi chipewa chatsopano!
Tsiku la Atate ku McDonald's ndilokulenga!
21. Iyi ndi malo ogulitsa, koma za ukhondo wa chiweto chanu, musaiwale kusamalira!
22. Amuna a ku Australia amalemekeza: "Ngati mukufunadi kukhudza wina, mutumizireni kalata ..."
23. Kodi sindinakuwoneni kwa nthawi yaitali? Chabwino, ine ndikutanthauza, ndi kampu yolimbitsa thupi ...
24. "Kodi mungakonde kundisamalira kwambiri ngati ndinali panda?"
25. Zabwino zonona kuchokera ku cellulitis ndipo simungatenge procoriliruesh!
26. Ndizo zabwino, sichoncho?
27. Mowawu unapangidwa ndi chikondi!
28. Pano ndikulengeza malonda a agalu!
29. Ndipo zopangira zanu zidzasungabe mwatsopano!
30. Salon yamaluwa yokongoletsera - "Watopa ndi kuyembekezera!"
31. Chitetezo pa njira yowonongeka - "Mudzawona, koma ana anu satero!"
32. Kumbukirani chakudya cha moths? Ndiye perekani!
33. Chabwino, zonse, tcherani oyang'anitsitsa ndikuthawira ku masewera olimbitsa thupi, kuti matumba olemetsa oterowo asakhalepo!