Umboni wakuti atsikana ndi maphwando ndi oopsa

Atsikana ambiri pamasewera nthawi zina samvetsa komwe ali komanso zomwe zikuchitika kuzungulira iwo. Choncho, nthawi zambiri ogwiritsira ntchito Intaneti sazindikira mboni za maliseche komanso zithunzi zachiwerewere.

Atsikana, kumbukirani, ngati chiwerengero chanu chauchidakwa ndi kudzidalira kwanu zitakusiyani, koma analonjeza kubwerera - muyenera kupita mwamsanga kunyumba. Kupanda kutero, mumakhala zovuta kuti mukhale zithunzi, zomwe zingakhalepo kwa mamiliyoni ambiri pa intaneti.

1. Maphwando onse a atsikana amayamba ndi gawo lachithunzi chachitali ndi abwenzi otchedwa "Pambuyo pa Cocktail".

2. Ndipo komabe aliyense amadziwa zilankhulo zajambula, zomwe nthawi zambiri zimayendera zithunzi zonse za atsikana pamaphwando.

3. Koma choipa kwambiri ndi chithunzi, pomwe ubwenzi wachikazi umasonyezedwa mu "kulankhula" ndi mnzanu.

4. Ndipo, ndithudi, aliyense amadziƔa bwino vutoli pamene palibe zithunzi zomwe zimawoneka bwino, choncho ziyenera kuchotsedwa ndikubwezeretsanso.

5. Zoonadi, mtsikana aliyense nthawi imodzi analandira mndandanda wa zothokozo kwa mnzake yemwe anali atamwa kale.

Iwe ndiwe wokongola kwambiri kuposa Cinderella. Fungo lanu likufanana ndi singano zapaini, ndipo mbali za nkhope yanu zili ngati dzuwa.

6. Koma zokometsera zonse kwa atsikana azidzasintha mukangoyamba kuganiza bwino.

Chabwino, ayi. Ndiwe wokongola kwambiri.

7. Atsikana onse ali ndi luso lapadera lomwe limalankhulana kwambiri akamamwa pang'ono. Ndipo palibe amene amavutitsa kuti kulankhulana koteroko kumachitika mu chimbudzi.

8. Ngakhale kuti nthawi zina kuyankhulana uku kukuthandizani kuti mukhale ndi anzanu atsopano komanso nthawi ina kupita nawo ku phwando limodzi nawo. Umenewo ndiwo njira yoyankhulirana.

9. Aliyense akuyenera kudziwa kuti chimbudzi pa phwando ndilo likulu la kulankhulana, pomwe mafunde okondana amakhudza pafupifupi aliyense ndi chirichonse.

10. Ndicho chifukwa mzere wa chimbudzi cha amayi nthawi zonse, ngakhale ukuwoneka mopanda nzeru kuchokera kunja.

11. Atsikana ena pamaphwando, chilichonse chimakhala chotheka. Ndipo, choyamba, zimakhudza chimbudzi cha munthu, mutatha kuyendera zomwe mumamva kuti ndi zopanda pake.

12. Ngati chimbudzi cha munthu chimakhala chachidule kwa atsikana pa maphwando, ndiye kuti nsapato za doroguschie zili ndi chidendene chachikulu.

13. Pa mapwando pamakhala chisankho cha atsikana onse omwe amayesa kutsatizana.

14. Chifukwa chake, atsikana onse amadziƔa kuti chotupa chochepa chotsatira pambuyo pa zidendene zapamwamba chidzakhala chikhalidwe chokongola pakati pawo.

Atsikana onse amadziwa nthawi yomwe nyimbo yokondedwa imamveka ndipo theka la atsikana amakhala okhutira kwambiri, kuti nthawi zina sangathe kupirira thupi lawo.

16. Chabwino, ndithudi, palibe gulu limodzi la girly lomwe silingakhoze kuchita popanda anyamata akale omwe akuwoneka mu chikwama chimodzi.

17. Ndipo atsikana omwe ali pamasewerawa amayamba kugwirizana m'magulu kuti amenyane ndi zochitika zakale.

18. Ndipo monga kusiyana kwa mkangano, asungwanawo akukonzekera kuvina "zonyansa" wina ndi mnzake.

19. Koma zonsezi zimachitika mpaka gulu limodzi la atsikana liri pafupi kwambiri ndi mlendo.

20. Zomwe, zedi, zimakhala zapadera komanso zodziwika pa nthawi yomwe imakhalapo komanso panthawi yomwe imakhalapo mowa.

Ndikufuna kukhudza makina ake!

21. Ndipo ndiye kuti wina wochokera kwa abwenzi amasewera omwe amakakamizika kuthetsa vutoli.

Tulukani, inu mutenge!

22. Chifukwa atsikanawo ndi nthawi yokwanira yopuma. Choncho, palibe munthu amene ayenera kusokoneza mgwirizanowu.

23. Choncho, atsikana ambiri amachitira maphwando ngati kuti mawa sudzabwera.

24. Ndipo mwamtheradi palibe m'modzi mwa iwo wosokonezeka ndi kayendetsedwe ka zachilendo kuyambira pachiyambi cha phwando kufikira mapeto.

25. Pambuyo pake, iwo ndi kagulu kakang'ono ka atsikana, komwe kokha tsiku lotsatira pambuyo pa usiku kukangoyamba funso likubweranso kulumikizana kwawo kwaubwenzi.

26. Koma, funso lotero nthawi zambiri limatha palokha. Chifukwa abwenzi enieni samagulitsa maliseche awo.