Ngati mwazidziwitsa nokha mwazinthu zomwe mwalembazi, dzichepetseni nokha ... Izi zikutanthauza kuti ndinu kapolo wa moyo wamba wosayamika!
1. Mudakumbukira kale pamene nthawi yomaliza mumagwira ntchito pa kompyuta. Zonse zomwe muyenera kulingalira ndi KOTE wanu wokhala pa clave.
2. Simungaganize kuti zofunikira za paka wanu zidzakula chaka ndi chaka.
3. Kusamba kwanu sikuli kwanu ...
4. ... komanso chimbudzi.
5. Ngakhale galu amadziwa yemwe ali mwini nyumbayo.
6. Chidutswa chododometsachi chimaloleza kusokoneza ntchito yanu, chifukwa chakuti "atopa ndi kuyang'anitsitsa nkhope yanu."
7. Zomwe mukuyesera kuti mukhale okoma mtima zimapepuka.
Zosavomerezeka
8. Mudatopa ndi kugogoda pa khomo lotsekedwa - chirombochi chimatsimikiza kuti akhoza kukhala paliponse.
9. Mumamupweteka mpaka atachifuna.
Zonse zobvala zanu ndizolakwika ... Zolondola pokhapokha zitaphimbidwa ndi tsitsi la khungu.
11. Tsitsi lanu ndi chidole m'mayendedwe ake.
12. Mukuzindikira kuti kubisa ndi kufunafuna si masewera osangalatsa awa:
Zolembedwera pamapepala: Chabwino, bwanji mukuwopsya? Pambuyo pa zonse, ndimangogona tsiku lonse pansi pa kama ...
Pafupi kulengeza za kutayika kwa mphaka.
13. Mchitidwe wammawa wa tsiku ndi tsiku ndi umodzi wonyansa kwa inu.
Mmawa uliwonse ndimadzutsa mbuye wanga mpaka atandipatsa chakudya ... Meow!
14. Nthaŵi zina, mumakhala ndi njala, monga "wokhometsa msonkho wa masana" saphonya mpata woti abwerere m'malo mwanu.
15. Simungalekerere kulemekeza: kugwiritsa ntchito zinthu zina pazinthu zina, mwachitsanzo, mapikoma otentha ndi njira yabwino yotentha mphuno yanu ...
16. ... ndi madandaulo awa. KUYENERA madandaulo.
17. ... kapena kumverera kuti mukuyang'aniridwa nthawi zonse, kuyesedwa komanso kuseka. Kotero zovuta zovuta sizikhala motalika ...
18. Mwamanyazi, ngati mukuganiza kuti mwatopa ndi "koteyshestva".
19. Moyo wanu umasanduka mtsinje wosasimbika.
Ndinamenyana ndi hamster ...