Mwachidziwikire, anthu ambiri amaganiza kuti ziweto zili bwino ndipo alibe nkhawa, kupatula momwe angagone ndi kudya.
Zoonadi, sindifuna kuwononga zolakwika zanu, koma zinyama siziri ngati zopusa ngati zikhoza kuoneka poyamba ndi zofuna zawo ziri zambiri. Ndicho chifukwa chake amakondanso anthu ali ndi masiku abwino osati ochuluka. M'ndandanda iyi mungapeze zithunzi za amphaka ndi amphaka omwe amatsimikizira kuti moyo "woipa" siinu okha!
1. Chikhumbo sichiri choyipa, monga akunena. Pankhaniyi, katsamba kameneka kankafuna kuyang'ana chinthu chofiira chomwe chili pakati pa chipinda. Zikuwoneka kuti iye anachoka pang'onopang'ono panobe.
2. Mphaka umene unagwidwa ndi manja ofiira.
3. Kodi mukuganiza kuti munthu wamba amadziwika ndi anthu okha? Ayi, amphaka omwe akhala ndi mkaka, amamva mofanana ndi anthu.
4. Musakwiyire kanyumba, chifukwa akhoza kukuwonetsani zokhazokha za kung fu. Mwachitsanzo, khate ili likulimbana ndi gulu la tsitsi lonse.
5. Mphaka wokongola yemwe amafuna kungopatsa mbuye wake baluni tsiku la kubadwa kwake.
6. M'dziko la cat, zoopsa zikudikirira zazing'ono pamakona onse, kotero musamasowetse. Izi - chitsanzo chabwino cha izi.
7. Amphaka ndi ochepa pakusankha chakudya, choncho nthawi zina amagwera muzochitika zachilendo. Koma iwo ankafuna kulawa zakudya zokoma za munthu!
8. Ponena za zotsatira za kudabwa, amphaka ndi omwe ali abwino kwambiri. Koma zimachitika kuti ndondomeko yokonzedweratu yowonetsera mwadzidzidzi ikulephera ndi ena.
Ngakhale pakati pa achibale awo amamva kuti amphaka otetezeka sangathe, chifukwa malingaliro a katsali iliyonse ndi osiyana kwambiri. Bwanji ngati wina mwadzidzidzi asankha kuti awononge!
10. Zoonadi, amphaka ndi nyama zodziwika kwambiri, zomwe siziyimitsidwa ndi cholepheretsa chilichonse padziko lapansi. Pankhani ya paka imeneyi, phukusi la soda zotchedwa aluminium silinapulumutse mphaka kapena zakumwa.
11. Amphaka amakhalanso ndi maloto omwe akufuna kuwakhazikitsa. Mphaka wonenepawa anali ndi ndondomeko zabwino zodziŵika kukhala wotchuka masewera olimbitsa thupi, koma chakudya chokoma chinasokoneza.
12. Amphaka amadana kujambula zithunzi, makamaka amasungunuka! Koma iwo amakakamizika kuti azipereka nsembe chotero chifukwa cha mbuye wawo.
13. Kutenga sikupezeka kwa cholengedwa chirichonse padziko lapansi. Ndipo, zikuwoneka kuti amphaka amatchulidwa molondola kwa gawo losavomerezeka la zolengedwa.
14. Kumbukirani kuti simungapangire chandelier ndi fanani m'nyumba yomwe katsayo imakhala. Mudzaseka kwambiri, koma kukonzekera kudzayenera kuchitidwa mwamsanga.
15. Anthu amakhulupirira kuti amphaka amabadwa ali ndi mphamvu yachibadwa komanso yogwirizana. Tsoka, pafupifupi kiti zonse zimadutsa njira yophunzitsira, kuti awonetse kalasi ya bwana akudumphira.
16. Kodi mukudziwa kuti amasunga amphaka pafupi ndi anthu? Chakudya. Zakudya zopanda malire. Ndipo nthawi iliyonse imene amachoka, amabwerera ku nsomba ina yokoma.
17. Chovuta kwambiri kwa amphaka, pamene eni ake ali ndi chiweto china. Tangoganizirani, mukung'amba pansi, ndikutsimikizirani kuti palibe wina. Ndipo, pangТono, pali zitsulo zina zinayi zomwe mumaziwona koyamba. Apa, osati moyo wokha womwe udzapita ku zidendene.
18. Kaŵirikaŵiri amavomereza kuti amphaka samalekerera madzi ndi zonse zomwe zikugwirizana nazo. Izi ndizolakwika. Mwinamwake, amphaka samalekerera madzi ozidzidzimutsa kuchokera ponseponse.
19. Mu moyo wa amphaka, nthawi ndi nthawi pali zosiyana zomwe zimakupangitsani kumva ngati wopusa wosaphunzira. Pano, mwachitsanzo, mungamvetse bwanji mbuye, yemwe amasintha nthawi zonse masewerawo, omwe sangathe kugwira mbewa weniweni!
20. Musamve, samvetserani, musayese kudya katemera wanu. Apo ayi, chiopsezo chimamezedwa.
21. Amphaka onse amakumbukira kuyambira ali mwana kuti akutsata mchira wokondweretsa. Koma ndimasangalatsa kwambiri kuthamangitsa kavalo wamtali, womwe umagwira mano ako. Ndizo zizolowezi zonse za anthu!
22. Musayese kuti azizoloŵera amphaka anu ku zakudya zamasamba. Iwo kwa nthawi yaitali amakumbukira kukoma "kosautsa" kwa zipatso, zomwe zinabedwa kuchokera pachiwembu choyandikana nawo.
23. Pakati penipeni, zokolola zimakonda kulimbana ndi amphaka. Kuopa uku ndikulandira cholowa.
24. M'banja lalikulu, mphaka sungokhala ndekha kwa mphindi imodzi. Tangoganizirani, iye alibe nthawi imodzi yokhala ndi nthawi yake.
25. Catnip ndi chithumwa cha amphaka onse apakhomo! Sungani kutali, mwinamwake tengani katsulo kosayendetsedwa.
26. Gulu lomwe limayesa kupambana kukonza woyang'anira galimoto.
27. Mofanana ndi amayi onse padziko lapansi, amphaka amapenga nsapato zokongola. Simungapeze malo ogulitsira a balt chaka chatha? Yesani kufunsa paka wanu!
28. Kukhwima sikuli kokha kwa okalamba. Nthawi zina amphaka amakhala ndi zizoloŵezi zaumunthu ndikuyankha ambuye awo mobwerezabwereza!