Ngati mtsikana wanu akugwira ntchito monga mphunzitsi, konzekerani kulowa mu sukulu yapitayi ndikumverera ngati oyang'anira.
1. Mungaiwale za masiku a usiku pakati pa sabata. Pa izi sipangakhale funso!
Izi sizidzachitika.
2. Simukuyembekeza chilichonse chapadera, kupatula kugona kwathunthu pambuyo pa 10 koloko masana.
Ndikuyembekezera nthaŵi imene ndingagone!
3. Ngati muli mwini wa biorhythm wa "owl", ndiye kuti, mungasangalale kuti mtsikana wanu ali "lark" ndipo ndikuyambirananso kuti mutha kuchira.
4. Kuti chibwenzi chanu chigonere pamapeto a sabata kumatanthauza kudzuka nthawi ya 7 koloko.
5. Ambiri omwe mwakhala nawo pa Lachisanu amatha kudya pizza kutsogolo kwa TV pabedi.
6. Ndipo mudzayembekezera mipando ya sukulu!
Ndipo, potsiriza, iwe ukhoza kumwa mowa pakati pa sabata!
7. Tchuthi lanu lidzadalira nthawi ya tchuthi, ndipo mudzakhala "mwayi" wamatchi okwera mtengo kulikonse.
Nkhani zazikulu, anyamata! Ndasunga ndalama zanga zonse!
8. Mudzasangalala kwambiri ndi chiwerengero cha ana omwe ali pafupi ndi mtsikana wanu. Padzakhala ambiri, ndipo nthawi zonse!
Kulikonse kumene kuli achinyamata!
9. Koma holide yabwino kwambiri kwa aphunzitsi ndi Chaka Chatsopano, pamene mutha kukwanitsa kudzaza chakudya cha pachaka cha chokoleti ndi chokoleti kwaulere!
10. Ndipo ngati muli ndi mwayi, mukhoza kubwezeretsanso chakudya.
Ndikufuna mowa wonse.
11. Patapita nthawi, mudzazoloŵera kuti chimfine chidzakhala mnzanu nthawi zonse.
Chodabwitsa n'chakuti, ana ndi odziwa bwino kwambiri matendawa ndipo ndi bwino kugwirizanitsa ndi izi.
12. Ndipo osati kuzizira kokha, koma matenda onse aunyamata adzakuchezerani nthawi ndi nthawi.
Choncho, pitani kuchipatala pasadakhale.
13. Nthawi ndi nthawi mumamva ngati mwana wolakwa, pamene mtsikana angakuphunzitseni makhalidwe abwino.
Chonde, dzitseni palimodzi!
Ndikoyenera kuti osati pa nthawi yogonana ...
14. Nthawi zina mudzawona mtsikana wanu onse mu sequins ndi penti.
Makamaka ngati ophunzira ake ali ndi zaka 6.
15. Ndipo mudzamva kuti bwenzi lanu nthawi zonse limanyamula mapepala ndi mabuku.
16. Zikuoneka kuti nyumba yanu idzawoneka ngati mulu wambiri.
17. Simudzakumana ndi munthu yemwe adzakondwera kwambiri ndi zipangizo zaofesi, monga bwenzi lako.
Mphuluzi ya Mphunzitsi idzagwira ntchito kwambiri kuti muone kuti padziko lapansi palibe chabwino kuposa ichi.
Zosangalatsa! Ndimakonda! Zambiri!
19. Ndipo, ndithudi, mudzafotokozera maganizo anu pa nkhani iliyonse, ngakhale mutakhala osayenerera mwathu ndipo simunayambe mwakumana nawo ana.
Ndipo mumayang'ana mwachidwi pamene bwenzi lanu lidzabwerera kunyumba ndikugawana tsatanetsatane wa nkhaniyi kapena nkhaniyi.
20. Kuphatikiza pa chirichonse, nthawi iliyonse mudzadabwa ndi luntha la ophunzira omwe amatha kuseka mayankho awo a mayeso ku imfa ya mtima.
21. Mudzakhala osasokonezeka kwambiri mukapulumuka kotsiriza kotsiriza ndi bwenzi lanu.
Anyamata, momwe munganene ... zinali zoipa.
Mapeto a kotala ndiyeso lenileni.
22. Ndikofunika kukumbukira kuti kutha kwa gawoli kumaphatikizapo kuwonjezeka mu nthawi yogwira ntchito.
Kawirikawiri ntchito imathera patapita nthawi yachitatu madzulo.