Tasonkhanitsa gulu la anyamata asanu ndi limodzi amene angathe kuthetsa mavuto. Aphunzitsi athu ndi Alex (32), Egor (29), Peter (28), Max (22), Boris (27) ndi Andrey (29).
1. Misozi imamatira pamilomo yopaka.
Alex: Ndi chala chanu, chotsani tsitsi lanu.
Max: Onjezerani mawu omveka ndi lip gloss. Phulani chingwe chonse ndi kuwala, ndipo mutchedwa Kesha.
Andrei: Pangani izo zikuwoneka ngati ziyenera kukhala monga izi.
2. Pantyhose inatsegula muvi.
Max: Mumugwire mwamsanga.
Egor: Ndiyenera kulisula.
Alex: Glue kwambiri.
Peter: Kodi mumawakonda bwanji?
Andrew: Monga muvi wophimba varnish? Kapena ayi?
Boris: Sindikudziwa kuti mawu awa akutanthauza chiyani.
3. Mumasowa tsitsi nthawi zonse.
Peter: Kuti musataye, sungani tsitsi lanu pa dzanja lanu.
Alex: Penyani pansi pa lakuya, palibe tsitsi, koma mwinamwake mudzapeza mimbulu.
Peter: Wowonjezera? Ingowagwirizanitsa ndi owonjezera.
Boris: Yang'anani mu bafa.
4. Munangopanga misomali yanu, pomwe mwadzidzidzi munkafuna kugwiritsa ntchito chimbudzi. Ndiyenera kuchita chiyani?
Alex: Kodi ndinu Mkazi Wachikatolika? Mudzavutika.
Andrew: Mtundu wa zipilala, wokhala pa chimbudzi.
Max: Chitani ngati wamkulu. Tengani forceps kuti muchotse mathalauza anu.
Boris: Tifunika kukhazikitsa zofunika patsogolo. Chilakolako chopita kuchimbudzi chimapangitsa kuti thupi liziyenda mwakuthupi, ndipo kupukutira kwa msomali ndi matenda osokoneza bongo.
Peter: Ingotenga bwenzi lako lapamtima ndi iwe kuchimbudzi, chomwe chingakuthandizeni kuchotsa mathalauza anu.
5. Pali malo ochuluka kwambiri mu chikho cha bra.
Alex: Chophimba pamapepala chingathandize kuthetsa vutoli.
Andrei: Osangovala malaya awa.
Egor: Ndi nthawi yobwereranso kukula kwake.
Peter: Lembani zikhomo ziwiri za mpunga ndikuziika mu makapu.
Alex: Ndipo mumatha kudzaza matumbawa ndi mchenga wouma kapena ufa.
Andrei: Nanga bwanji tepi tepi? Kodi mungangokhalira kumangirira pachifuwa?
Boris: Imwani madzi ambiri.
6. Zovala za Bra zimangoyendayenda nthawi zonse.
Alex: Akuwaika ndi aponji apadera omwe amagwiritsidwa ntchito pa makina ovala malaya.
Max: Pezani zinyalala zowonjezera ndi kuwotcha bra ndi kulira: "Kukhala ndi moyo wogwirizana pakati pa amuna ndi akazi!" Kenako pitani ku sitolo ndikusankha chitsanzo ndi zingwe zosinthika.
Boris: Inu mwangoyamba kumene. Gulani galasi lalikulu.
Andrei: Lekani kuvala bra.
7. Ndi nthawi yakudula nsidze, koma simungapeze tchire.
Peter: Ndinakumana ndi vuto ili. Tengani mafungulo awiri kuchokera ku galimoto ndikuyikeni palimodzi - mudzatenga. Ndikukhoza kukuwonetsani momwe zimagwirira ntchito.
Alex: Ndikanenanso za makiyi a galimoto. Tengani fungulo ndikupita ku sitolo chifukwa cha ziwombankhanga izi.
Egor: Musakhumudwe, mwinamwake, palibe munthu amene angayang'ane tsitsi lanu pamaso panu.
Andrei: Awatulutseni ndi manja anu. Kapena funsani chibwenzi ndi chibwenzi.
8. Mphepo imakweza malaya.
Alex: Ndalama zamtengo wapatali kapena nsomba zolimbitsa nsomba.
Egor: Kapena kumangiriza chovalacho ndi nsapato ndi nsomba.
Alex: Makiyi a galimoto amathandizanso. Amatha kusonkhanitsidwa pamphuno.
9. Kodi ndimapita bwanji kuchimbudzi pamtunda?
Andrei: Iyo imayamwa. Mudzayenera kugonjetsa kwathunthu.
Peter: Muyenera kupanga jumpsuit ndi mabatani papa.
Egor: Yesetsani kutambasula mwendo ndikuwongolera m'dzenje.
A Alex: Mukhoza kupita kuchimbudzi popanda kuchotsa sutiyi. Icho chidzangokhala chonyowa ndi kununkhiza moyipa.
Max: Tengani mkasi ndikudula dzenje la kukula kwake.
10. Kuyenda pamwamba pazitsulo - ndi zopweteka kwambiri.
Alex: Adwedzere ndipo simusamala.
Max: Ndipo m'makampani otsatsa malonda popanda mavuto ngakhale amathamanga pazitsulo.
Egor: Gulani nsapato zanu pa nsanja.
Max: Tengani mabala a ballet osinthika kuti mutha kubisala mu thumba lanu.
Andrew: Taxi.
11. Zodzikongoletsera zanu zasokonezedwanso.
Peter: Gulani unyolo wagolide wambiri - iye sangasokonezedwe.
Alex: Ndikudziwa! Tambani chingwe chilichonse kupyolera mu udzu kuti mugulitse.
Max: Pezani ndowe zazing'ono ndi zoboola zazing'ono ndi kakang'ono kakang'ono mu sitolo ya hardware. Anangokumba dzenje pakhoma ndikugwirizira zikopazo.
Boris: Lekani kugula zodzikongoletsera. Kumbukirani kuti maunyolo awiri nthawizonse amasokonezeka mu mfundo imodzi yayikulu.
12. Mascara anayenda ndipo iwe umawoneka ngati panda.
Egor: Valani magalasi anu.
Peter: Pezani zikopa zakuda pazokopa.
Max: Phulani tsaya lanu ndi inki - aliyense ayambe kuganiza kuti ndiwe wothamanga mpira.
Boris: Tsirizani fano lanu ndikuyika chingwe pamakutu a panda.
Hmm, zikuwoneka kuti anyamata sangathe kuthetsa mavuto a atsikana. Koma malangizo awo ndi oseketsa kuwerenga.
Hammer pa iwo!