Izi simunazionepo: mapepala 20 opanda pake

Kugulitsa ndi nkhani yovuta. Pazifukwa zina, wina amawakumbukira nthawi yomweyo "99 francs", pogwiritsa ntchito dzina lomweli ndi Frederic Begbeder. Kawirikawiri, phukusi lokongola, malonda abwino - ndizo zomwe zingapangitse mutu wa wogula wodalirika.

1. O, inde! Galasi, yodzaza ndi maswiti odzola.

2. Chabwino, ndithudi, soseji ziwiri ngati mphatso. Chilakolako chabwino!

3. Amatchedwa "Musakhulupirire maso anu."

4. Inde, chabwino, tsopano kawiri nthawi yaitali.

5. Kutenga chinyengo kwa sandwich.

6. Ngakhale ... Kumbali imodzi, wopanga maswiti amayang'anira thanzi lanu, kukukumbutsani kuti musamamwe mankhwala okoma.

7. Izi zikuwonetsa kuti sizingatheke kuti muone ngati mndandanda ulipo nthawi yomweyo mu sitolo kapena mukonzekere kulipira ndalama.

8. Ndipo osati aulesi kuti apange mbiya zazikuluzikulu!

9. O, awa ndi omwe amapanga mapangidwe.

10. Zoonadi, izo ndi zokoma, koma n'chifukwa chiyani amanyenga ogula?

11. Ayi, koma munthu woteroyo akufuna kuimbidwa mlandu.

12. Kusuntha: Amaika malalanje mu galasi lalanje, kuti zipatso za citrus ziziwoneka bwino.

13. Nanga bwanji? Kodi mukuganiza kuti zinali bwanji zokhumudwitsa kwa yemwe anagula pipi?

14. Inde, pali chinyengo chathunthu.

15. Mosasamala, winawake wolenga chilengedwe anali kunyamula.

16. Khalani okonzeka nthawi zonse kuti zolembazo zikhale zochuluka kwambiri.

17. Wina amaganiza kuti anali kugula mankhwala opumira.

18. Pali funso limodzi lokha: "Chabwino, kodi circus yonse iyi ndi yotani?".

19. Inde, mukuchita chiyani, ah!

20. Ndipo bonasi: lumo, zomwe muyenera kuzipeza, pogwiritsa ntchito ... ziwombankhanga!